Jimmy's TSA Refrain (with apologies...)

Me Knows Better Than to Say This... But I will.  Jimmy has a final word about the TSA.  I had to steal this from the iowahawk blog.  He decided to rewrite the lyrics to several John Lennon songs.  The following appropriately titled  "I'm Back in the USSR" goes like this:










For all the other songs go to:
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2011/06/john-lennon.html

Delta to Miami Beach flight 803
Man I really hate to fly
At the gate his hands were on my knee
And the they clambered up my thigh

I'm back at the TSA
It wasn't always this way, boy
I'm back at the TS, back at the TS
Back at the TSA

Those O'Hare boys really feel me out
In front and from behind
At LAX they make me scream and shout
And ATL in Georgia loves to give an extra little bump and grind

Take me through your scanners with your paddle wand
Take an x-ray of my tool
Squeeze my nuts and call the dogs to sniff for bombs
Napolitano says it's cool 

I'm back at the TSA
I hope this dude isn't gay
I'm back at the TS, back at the TS
Back at the TSA